SYMPTOMS: Massive migraine-esque headaches, extensive lethargic behaviour, bitterness towards the world at large, tendency to snap at friends, acquaintances, relatives and various random strangers, reluctance to leave the condo/apartment/house; or a variation thereof.
DIAGNOSIS: Slight depression due to prolonged cold weather, and the current “economic situation.”
PRESCRIPTION: A week on a beach.
However, if that’s not possible – a dose of the following may help:
FIRESIDE – CULTURE WEEK | March 2 – 7, 2009, along Queen West. Enjoy a week-long celebration of various Art, food, live music, comedy, spoken word etc. Performances are scheduled at various outlets such as, Poor John’s Café, The Parkdale Drink, Rustic Cosmo Café, Gallery 1313, and Studio 1686.
Visit www.parkdalevillagebia.com for a full list of the week’s events.
PROGNOSIS: Prolonged exposure to such activities may alleviate melancholy, grumpiness and general disinterest; depending on dosage. (Note: the meds won’t work if you don’t take it.)
Feel better! 😉